My Collection

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via rag-doll-smile)

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

(Source: grimyboy, via lostcause2390)

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(via lostcause2390)

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

I WASN’T KIDDING

(Source: lrvin, via pizza)